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[ Open RP post! For TFLN overflow, PSLs, random prompts/memes, etc. Feel free to leave a starter if you so choose.
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[ SecUnit always says the sweetest things. And yes, ART loves its crew, and it will also look out for SecUnit's humans as if they were its own, but some of their choices make ART want to tear off its metaphorical hair. ]

They really can't go anywhere unsupervised.

[ There's a pause in the feed as it listens to what happened. The longer it goes on, SecUnit might feel ART's agitation and the pause somehow getting more judgmental. ]

You might want to set up an appointment with Thiago and Dr. Bharadwaj to check out if he's got any suicidal tendencies or if this was just a really shitty character judgment on his part.

Because holy shit.

[ It says that without knowing that the situation ended with SecUnit hurt and bleeding, because if ART knew that extra bit of information, it would be righteously pissed off.

So, smart thinking, Murderbot. ]

There's a 98% probability that you interfered to save the day according to my statistics. Am I correct?

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That information was in the analysis report we gathered before arrival. Next time, I'm going to lock up the doors and not let any of them step out of the ship until we're certain they have read all the vital information.

[ Not a bad idea. ART would support it. ]

I did. But exposure doesn't mean that it will ever stop annoying me.

[ ART might be willing to take drastic measures when needed, but it hates humans being shitty to each other (or to constructs) simply for profit. ]

Edited 2025-05-04 09:28 (UTC)

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[ Someone probably tried. It did not work. ]

I'm not saying it's your fault, only that it happens.

[ It is trying to keep you safe, asshole, not to critique your performance. But this is how they roll. ]

We're not exactly lucky and our crew has a dangerous job.

[ It is OUR crew now. ]

Edited 2025-05-04 14:57 (UTC)

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[ That's fine! Bickering with others is a mark of true friendship in ART's opinion. It might be biased. ]

Not always. They are made for bigger things. [ Ok, this conversation just got a whole lot more relatable.

ART is well aware there are other AIs like it, but none happened on their own after a solar storm. For the safety of its own crew, ART is not going to fully share what it is, but by now Ryan might have already realized that it's not a basic bot-pilot anyway. ]

I won't tell anyone about her. I will also encrypt this conversation so no one can check the logs and see what we are discussing.

What is she like?

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